O Melhor do Twitter: edição “Black Friday Negadis”
Lúcio Ribeiro
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Uma semana que começa com anúncio-didático de lineup de festival e termina com Beth Carvalho acusando a CIA (sim, dos EUA) de perseguir o samba. Não tem como não amar o Twitter. Fora isso, o FLA-gra do Ronaldinho, 501 tumblrs para morrer antes de ver, o Black Friday no Brasil e [*inserir seu trocadilho preferido com -palooza].
@BEAVlSNBUTTHEAD I just farted for like 9 seconds. Uh huh-huh huh. It's sounded like that dubstep music. Uh huh-huh huh.
@aalyssonbr A instagrama do vizinho é sempre mais verde.
@alaindebotton So a Brazilian tells me: Rio is LA, Sao Paulo is NY and Porto Alegre is Texas…
@godoyomar Acadêmicos da Conspiração: Beth Carvalho diz que a CIA quer acabar com o samba http://goo.gl/INM4S
@hmorgantini A Beth Carvalho lutando contra o imperialismo ianque e vcs aí com papinho de darth vader, gente?
@oraporra Agent Beth Oak™
@dsfagundes Alcione era conhecida na CIA como ''the brown'' (a marrom)
@ricardosica Quem é colaborador da CIA dá RT
@acidrock @ricardosica William Waack saiu da sala.
@1brunoporto Black Friday pra que se ainda não saiu ''Call of Duty: Operation Cacique de Ramos''? #BethCarvalho
@seufelipe BLACK FRIDAY NO BRASIL: SEXTA NEGADIS
@rosana Brasileiros comemorando Halloween e Thanksgiving. Mais um ano e vai ser feriado no 4 de julho.
@frufru Brasil tá mesmo virando 1º mundo: é natal e tá frio.
@SabioBrasileiro Ronaldinho Gaucho foi pego no FLA-gra.
@microcontoscos O Rubinho vai parar no ano que vem, só que ele ainda tá em junho.
@wired Retweet if you're reading this because you're quietly ignoring family
@sorryperiferia Sabe quando você abre aquela panela que está há dias na geladeira, e encontra uma almôndega boiando, sem cor e sem vida? Sou eu gripado.
@ricapancita Odeio: Chico Pinheiro, Pepino, Suzano. Amo: Videos de gatinhos fazendo massagem http://t.co/kiPI5NfE
@redator Renato era Chato, mas era gênio ~ aqueles ~http://renatoerachato.tumblr.com
@youpix Que tipo de pomba você é?!?!http://ow.ly/7DtXE
@frufru Gente, ninguém merece pegar nem 1 publicitário, quanto mais 501.http://501publicitarios.tumblr.com
@l_o O amor é muito mais direto na classe C: http://501pagodes.tumblr.com/
@cornetaeuropa 501 times europeus que servem pra nada, pq ganham sempre os mesmos.
@braziu 501 tumblrs com 501 motivos para ficar longe de todos eles
@livbrandao 'Onde está o Wally?' de nerd: tudo quanto é personagem da cultura pop numa ilustrahttp://bit.ly/sP6FWK
@frufru Na china, os caras cool fazem tatuagem com o nosso alfabeto.http://bit.ly/sfmL4h
@nananeri Ih rapá >> Victor & Leo contam que 'voz suave' de Neil Young influencia folk da duplahttp://glo.bo/u9DZPA
@PedroSoh E agora, indie paulistanos? Berlusca também ataca de sambinha. Ou seria bossa nostra? http://t.co/SB3i9b8q
@jsebba E quando o Tokyo Police Club tocar em São Paulo sem bebida liberada, vocês já imaginaram o fiasco?
@flahqueiroz Outro daqueles dias em que foco é só o marido da foca.
@brunocruz Um funcionário que trabalha com tanta má vontade que parece o Criolo dando entrevista.
@arnaldobranco Segurei a porta para uma mulher com a camiseta Gentileza gera gentileza e ela não me deu nem bom dia 🙁
@nairbello ÁLBUM RT @lulusuperpop: como e o nome daquele lance de fotos? stargram?
@cherguevara Amigo secreto e álcool: você fala ''nunca mais'', mas sempre acaba tendo uma recaída e cedendo.
@_fransuel º<|:-) PAPAI NOEL™
@perryfarrell Flaws of the internet rt @myrtcandy: Good news Perry Farrell is trending! Sad news is he's spelled with two ''L'''s people!!! @perryfarrell
@ChuckHipolitho Perry explicando QUEM é a Joan Jett. Lindo.
@jnflesch Perry Farrell compara Cage the Elephant a Stooges
@Alelex88 Fiquem com o bingo do lollapalooza http://bit.ly/vpXlt1
@alisson10 Hashtag ironia do destino: #FF500pilas
@porranyle Dieta lollapalooza: você compra o ingresso e passa fome em 2012
@Tonkiel 500 reais o ingresso, vendendo 3 eles já pagam o cachê do wander wildner
@rlevino Ces pagaram 300 contos pra ver Toro Y Moi [hahaha] e andar de bate-bate. Reflitam.
@_fransuel GALERA A PRODUÇAO DO LOLAPALOZA ME INFORMOU NO PONTO ELETRONICO Q NAO EH OBRIGADO A IR NO FESTIVAL SE VC NAO QUISER
@perryfarrell I promise not to fuck your asses rt@bellsq: please do not fuck brazilian asses with lollapalooza's prices
@arnaldobranco Espero que Gogol Bordello tenha sido anunciado como atração nacional
@rlevino Velhas Virgens e Marcelo Nova no Palco Geriatria #lollapaloozabr
@diegomaia Rolapalooza: palco The week, palco Ursound, palco Nostromondo, palco Ritz
@athosampaio Meu chefe mandou eu entrar hoje às 14h MAS EU SOU UM ARTISTA BRASILEIRO E QUERO SER HEADLINER, PORRA.
@guilhermerech Se a Ellen Jabour for vai ser o Lollapelanza.
@leticiadg Só queria que os trocadilhos com o lollapalooza acabassem antes que os ingressos.
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