O Melhor do Twitter: “Edimeire Apaixonada” Edition
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SEXTA-FEIRA! Atenção para os assuntos polêmicos da semana: os peitinhos da Kate, o iPhone 5 enquanto cosplay de iPhone4S, as eleições, a mãe do Supla, o Palmeiras, a bunda do Huck e a (não)zaga chinesa, a apaixonada Edimeire e, não podemos esquecer até porque não nos deixam, o 11 de setembro no Twitter…
*As imagens são do Tumblr Music History in Gifs
@everetttrue Thinking of starting a new series. Stuff I'm Embarrassed By. Number One: the continuing success of Gotye.
@tayIofswift13 Had a lot of fun today with Xuxa!! #Brazil
@ladyrasta Adoro essa coisa da família da real britânica. o avô sai de kilt sem cueca, a outra faz topless, o outro gandaia em Vegas. Assim sim!
@robinince Apparently Kate Middleton's breasts are blurry which i fear may be a sign of a genetic weakness
@Mumbler3 BBC News seems to be using its 'someone important's died' voice for the Kate Middleton story.
@outrarosa Cabelo é que nem filho: Você gasta seu dinheiro com ele, cuida, dá amor, carinho, atenção, e quando você menos espera… Pá! Tá uma merda.
@lukelewis The 10 most incomprehensible black metal band logos http://bit.ly/OjnHuU
@UnusuaIFacts 87% of women like men in pink T-Shirt. But ironically, 91% of men in pink T-Shirt don't like women.
@SimonNRicketts The disappointment of sex. As demonstrated by a rabbit and a balloon. http://youtu.be/_F3tRDLQbRA
@marvio PORTUGAL URGENTE: carro-bomba se chama ''viatura armadilhada''.
@ila_fox ''Pamela Anderson vai cantar com neto de Tom Jobim no Huck'' Não parece que você está dentro de um sonho sem sentido?
@g1planbizarro Monge come vegetal alucinógeno e é achado nu em floresta da Bavária http://glo.bo/QToPpC
@namiradogroove Eita, assassinaram o holograma do Tupac… http://bit.ly/RRlzuQ
@revistaclaudio Mano brow mano para de impostar a voz pfv
@revistaclaudio Parece aqueles adolescente que vê uma gata e fala mais grosso
@dsfagundes iPhone 5 nao funcionará no brasil ''vou comprar msmo assim'' disse um fan da marca
@SteveStreza WAIT. The iPhone 5 has a TOUCH SCREEN!?!?
@marcusdejean Novo iPhone terá tela comestível
@ThePlaylist The iPhone 5 is gonna come with the smug air of superiority of owning it first included for free. (KJ)
@nylonsmile_ Meu deus esses smartphones só aumentam. daqui a pouco a gente vai sair com um tv de 46'' no bolso e achar normal.
@marcusveneroso Apple lança duas versões de iPhone para as diferentes classes sociais: Siri Pobre e Siri Rica
@katylene iphone 5 vem com o app da tiazinha restauradora pra dar um jeito naquele exú que acordar do seu lado depois do open bar
@Bento_P Iphone 5 posta automático Oi oi oi na hora da abertura da novela?
@andreportugal O IPhone 5 vem com um IPhone 3 pra você esquecer no banco do taxi
@diboua Nos EUA o iPhone 5 custará 199 dólares, o 4S 99 dólares, o 4 de graça e se você quiser o 3GS eles te dão 50 reais.
@absyc Nerds tem 92% mais orgasmos com apresentação do iPhone do que no Lingerie Day, aponta estudo.
@davidschneider Impress your friends and save money. Simply end each email by writing ''Sent from my iPhone 6''.
@RenatoBacon To baixando o iPhone 5 sem legenda mesmo. Mais tarde sai o RMVB legendado.
@cynaramenezes Coxinha recusa cumprimento de serra pic.twitter.com/3g1Ia6Ob
@legendado Horário eleitoral de sp tem muito uma estética série do aaron sorkin. andando e falando, andando e falando
@marcelohessel Sem contar que 'celso russomano' e 'calendário maia' têm o mesmo número de letras
@barbaragancia Peculiar constatar que o Serra NÃO aparece na propaganda do Serra, né?
@monicabergamo Padre Marcelo: ''Não recebi Haddad porque quebrei o dente mordendo uma torrada''.
GuyFranco Agora que a Marta Suplicy vai pro Ministério da Cultura, quem é que vai apresentar o Mais Você?
@Bobfilho Mandar a Marta Suplicy pro Ministério da Cultura é como, sei lá, mandar o Belo pro Ministério da Beleza.
@hmcpedro Marta Suplicy é cotada para ministra da cultura. Sim, no Ministério da Cultura, depois do pai da Preta Gil, teremos a mãe do Supla.
@dennisd Marta Suplicy Ministra da Cultura; finalmente a carreira do Supla vai tomar um grande impulso.
@zambinos O supla tem muito orgulho de falar ingles né
@lilaise ''Ganso esta' com varias penas dentro do Morumbi'' jornalismo esportivo, por que?
@fabio_seixas Pela quantidade de boatos de um lado e de outro, daqui a pouco vão falar do Ganso como técnico do Palmeiras
@OLeoBatista Dúvida: Se o Felipão cair, então ele continuará no Palmeiras?
@oclebermachado Sobre o Palmeiras, eu acho que demitir o Felipão é uma alternativa. Assim como mantê-lo é outra.
@AndreBarcinski Neymar, Lucas, Oscar, bando de frangos criados pelas avós, futebol versáo Jonas Brothers…
@filmebrasileiro Zaga chinesa comprova que a defesa do Flamengo é de nível de seleção.
@mrguavaman Twitter em plena ~twilight zone~ entre as piadas com goleada e chinês e as perguntas ''onde você estava no 11 de Setembro?''.
@ale_espn O importante é o intercambio.A China irá Naturalizar o David Braz, e o Brasil fica com 2 do Ping Pong, um Ginasta,1 de frango e 1 de queijo.
@ambaggio Não é possível que em mais de 1 bilhão de pessoas na China não tenham 11 que saibam jogar futebol
@GabrieLouback Se eu fosse a seleção da China, pegava 1 das 300 medalhas de ouro que o país ganhou nas Olimpíadas, entregava pro Brasil e: valeu o jogo glr
@seufelipe Nem nos futebol dos brother sem goleiro fixo dava 8 gols de diferença
@mauriciostycer Uma ideia seria cadastrar essa torcida de Recife e levá-la para todos os jogos da seleção…
@lednjerry Certeza que na China mostrarão o gol contra dizendo que foi a favor, falarão que ficou China 1-0 Brasil
@jjuvencio Fazer gol na China é fácil. Quero ver brasileiro fazer um par de tênis em 15 minutos.
@inagaki ''Esse jogo vale a pena pra que jogadores ganhem confiança.'' Claro! Seguindo essa linha, o próximo jogo deverá ser contra o Arranca Toco F.C.
@sorryperiferia Em vez de gastar tanto dinheiro pra trazer a China, a CBF deveria ter enfrentado um time de japas de Suzano
@gravz Esse jogo é FUNDAMENTAL porque assim treinamos para pegar seleções fortes como: Camboja, Laos etc.
@morroida Se fizer 8×0 pode ser considerado empate contra um time como venezuela por exemplo
@bomsenhor A china teria muito a ganhar se alguém explicasse as regras do soccer para estes jogadores
@georgemacedo A cbf apelou pro amistoso da seleção na segunda porque é o dia em que o telespectador está disposto a tudo, como por exemplo rir do cqc
@cacafernando Só falta descobrirem agora que o time chinês não é o oliginal!
@sensacionalista Brasil x China: gol perdido mostra que chineses podem ter falsificado Neymar
@_fransuel JOGO DO BRASIL É CHATO ATÉ QUANDO TEM GOLEADA
@silvioluiz OLHA SÓ O TAMANHO DA BUNDA DO HUCK
@neozeitgeist Adorei a sapatona primeira-dama: ''sou da morte'' http://bit.ly/NYu38M por mim tinha isso toda semana
@jufreitascs Vamolá, a Edimeire nasceu menina, mas agora é menino? só pra eu acertar aqui o uso do artigo
@_cecilialara Não investiguem demais o passado da Edmeire. vamos manter a poesia
@PedroSoh Edinanci, Edimeire… Uma mulher de verdade nunca faria uma deselegância dessas com a presidenta
@janessacamargo Amigas vcs tambem vao encontrar seu edmeire encantado um dia!
@TodaSapataJa Gata, se joga no chão do Planalto, me chama de Dilma e casa comigo, sua linda! – #AssumeDilma
@peterpao Pergunta: cecília de borja ou edimeire apaixonada?
@ninaringo Que deselegante: Glória Kalil critica falta de etiqueta no pedido de casamento de Edimeire à presidenta Dilma http://t.co/tZ6tw5yc
@bruxaOD 11/9/2012 – Edimeire entra pra historia 12/9/2012 – glorinha Kalil faz post sobre etiqueta em casamento a partir do caso Edimeire
@fabio_silvestre João amava Maria que amava Paulo que amava Edimeire que amava Dilma que não amava ninguém!
@alechandracomix ⓈⓄⓁⓉⒶ ⓂⒾⓃⒽⒶ ⒼⓇⒶⓃⒶ ⒺⒹⓂⒺⒾⓇⒺ
@tiposdebiscat Momentos de horror da história: Holocausto, Bomba de Hiroshima, 11 de Setembro e Revista Sexy da Geisy Arruda
@vyktorb Melhor gif do 11 de setembro http://bit.ly/PkWMTA
@torresgemas NÃO SOU NEYMAR MAS EU CAI
@soucrack Setlist do 11 de setembro: 1 – airplanes 2 – firework 3 – blow 4 – skyscraper 5 – fall 6 – boom boom pow
@panneta 11 de setembro tbm conhecido como o dia q todas as crianças perderam o ultimo capitulo de dragon ball z
@HumorNegroo Pq os EUA perderam o campeonato mundial de xadrez??? r: pq eles ja entraram sem as duas torres kkkkkkk 11 de Setembro
@DaniloGentili Como todos sabem em Setembro Nova York relembra uma de suas piores tragédias. O Brazilian Day.
@thewritertype 9/11 changed everything. Except articles about how 9/11 changed everything, which are the same every year.
@sorryperiferia No dia 11 de setembro de 2001, eu estava comemorando os dez anos do 11 de setembro de 1991.
@jbanguela O que eu estava fazendo no dia 11 de Setembro? Bem, nos últimos 10 anos eu estive respondendo o que eu estava fazendo no dia 11 de Setembro.
@_fransuel A PIOR COISA DO 11 DE SETEMBRO FOI QUE NAQUELA EPOCA AINDA TINHA MENINA DE CABELO CACHEADO USANDO SÓ A FRANJA ESCOVADA
@JOAQUINTEIXEIR1 SACI PERERÊ ERA AFRODESCENDENTE, DEFICIENTE FÍSICO E VICIADO EM NICOTINA, SUPEROU TUDO ISSO PARA SE TORNAR UM SÍMBOLO DO FOLCLORE BRAZUCA
@isabellaianelli Luana Piovani posta foto chorando após ler as tragédias do jornal. hahah, morri! COMO NÃO AMAR, DIZ? pic.twitter.com/ziWkNLT1
@luizasm Gente pelo amor de deus eu não estou pedindo o telefone da vilma roussefs apenas a foto do flautista surpresa da usp, criança doente!!!
@ricapancita @luizasm http://kirp.tumblr.com/image/16407627404 …
@indiedadepre Noel Gallagher sobre voltar com o Oasis: ''Nem se todas as crianças com fome do mundo dependessem disso''.
@tiposdehipster Bom dia pra você que acordou uma hora mais cedo pra arrumar o cabelo e deixá-lo com cara de quem acabou de acordar
@bomsenhor Não é querer ser agourento não gente mas se a sua restituição não saiu nesse lote pode ir se despedindo da família e dos amigos viu
@renatissima A bienal foi integralmente instagramada com a graça do senhor ou seja isso é ótimo pq eu tenho preguiça de ir pessoalmente
@brunocruz O Twitter é um cosmo infinito e a cadela Laika somos nós.
@TheGeneralDuke The Brazilian national anthem sounds like a Tom and Jerry cartoon…
@arturdotcom A que ponto chegamos ( ). ( )! ( ): ( ); (x)?
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